Warning: Administrative Duties May Cause Collapse

News reaches us that Amy Winehouse's body temporarily failed in its valiant efforts to maintain consciousness. The singer had a fainting fit outside her house earlier this week, fanning the raging fires of speculation that she's a train wreck on spindle shanks, heading for death.

The question burning on the nation's lips is what over exertions could have caused this collapse? Why, she was doing her admin of course. Excuse us while we scrape our jumpy eyebrows off the ceiling. Is that what toking on a crack pipe and spouting nonsensical gubbins at the 'razzis is called these days? How times have changed since we last took a temping job.