Words are funny

Because it's sunny we're feeling frivolous, so there will be no serious news today. In fact, there seems to be little of note on the 'serious news' front. Despite the election disaster and ascension of He Who Must Not Be Named, London has not yet gone either to the dogs or hell in a handcart, but we'll keep our eyes peeled.

No, instead today we are going to post a couple of completely spurious links, which caught our attention only because some cheeky sub-editors have clearly been sniggering into their Starbucks as they compose misleading headlines. Our attention spans started to stray upon reading the fairly dull articles themselves, but from what we can gather, officers of the law are feeling frisky and large-breasted women could benefit from the recent sunny weather.

And seeing as our newspaper awards have been given out for the day, Glitter would like to suggest a couple of nominations in the 'forum' category. Over on LFS, we'd like to put forward the poster 'TVP' for 'most pointlessly panic-inducing thread title.' A small round of applause also goes to fatmike182 of allinlondon, for 'most fatuous use of the word 'urgent' for something which is anything but.'

Written by Nikki on 12 May 2008 6:46 PM. Permalink