SUNGLASSES!

The recent summery spell obviously took us by surprise and went straight to our heads. Note the pinky blistering of brawny unblocked roadbuilders; the fact that my previously faceless neighbours said 'Hello' for the first time ever; and the ubiquitous, often tasteless, hasty appropriation of last summer's unused warm weather wardrobe wherever ye may walk. On the one hand, we thank god for CFCs. On the other, we feel ill-equipped to deal with the social repurcussions of sunny weather. And the evidence is everywhere that few people have a free hand to get a grip on their summertime look.

Now, it looks like we've only got one more day of sun before the heavens open and it pisses it down. But it's not too late to find your feet, fashion-wise. And to give you a headstart, we've gone straight to the experts. It's all about sunglasses, apparently....