Now That's Taking The Piss

While it's all la-di-da up at the Chelsea Flower Show, it's come to Glitterditch's attention that certain other elements of this fine city's demographic aren't maintaining such high standards of conduct.

Step forward London's premier smackhead and fail-safe tabloid favourite, Master Peter Doherty. Turns out this veritable charmer of a man was caught taking a piss in a Millwall trophy when he was at the club taking part in the Celebrity Soccer Sixes Tournament.

Being a diehard fan of rival club QPR, Pete thought it would be a lark to water the silverware, but his comedy act stone-walled and he was turfed out by security.

Weirdly, this is just one of a recent spate of inappropriate weeing stories in the news. Pop trinket Kate Nash has admitted to taking a wazz in a car park when she thought no one was looking and while we're here, spare a thought for poor old Natalie Portman. While taking a break from filming latest project New York I Love You, the actress was weed on by a passing dog. Now we're not saying she's got legs like a tree trunk, but you gotta wonder...

Finally, we can't finish by being all biased about Potty Pete. Never let it be said that Glitterditch can't see both sides of the story. So what if he took a tinkle in a Millwall trophy? Just look at the way he's been helping Amy Winehouse get clean and save her marriage.

Oh.

Image courtesy of Rick212's photostream on Flickr.

Written by Ria on 20 May 2008 8:22 PM. There are 1 comments so far. Permalink