Filthy four-wheeled bitch

Another entry about fetishes! Unfathomable joy! Our policy has always been one of accepting amusement - as long as your fetish entertains us, we wholly support you in the fulfilment of it. Why, not all of us go for large-breasted blonde women being pounded by scary-looking guys. Some of us are too busy slicking our panties over the forthcoming Indiana Jones movie to find any mere mortals attractive.

Which is why we wholeheartedly applaud Edward Smith. Not just for his amusing fetish, but also for his searing honesty: "Why yes, I like to fuck cars." Well done that man. If everyone presented their kinks in such a forthright fashion, we think it would make hooking up a hell of a lot easier - "You like it when people fart in your mouth? We should go for a drink sometime."

Of course, as with all fetishes, there are practicalities to consider, and what we would genuinely pay good money to hear about is the logistics of car-fucking. Specifically - where does your penis go? Do you frot the interior upholstery? Insert it gently into the petrol tank like a BP nozzle? Do you [shit joke about airbags forcibly removed by editorial team]? Initially we assumed it would be a simple exhaust-pipe hookup, but that went out of the window when Mr Smith mentioned an 'intense sexual experience' with a helicopter.

But a quick google search can yield answers aplenty, so for those of you who are curious, here is a satisfyingly detailed How To about the ins and outs of car sex. But for all of the mucky details we'd really have to watch someone in the act. Edward Smith has confessed that he has, on occasion, made sweet sweet mechanic love to other people's rides, so this could be the perfect opportunity for a well-planned honeytrap.

Now how does one make a car sexy?

Photo courtesy of aaroncoyle on Flickr.

Written by Nikki on 22 May 2008 5:57 PM. Permalink