All hail the super bitches

We love a good night out. No really, we do. If it involves drink and dancing then we're definitely interested. Thing is, usually there has to be a little something extra to make us put on our crippling heels and slap on some concealer. And that reason, as presented to you by the fiestiest women in london, is semi-naked submissive men.

We're talking about Club Pedestal, and if the description below terrifies you into a frothing pile of genital excitement then we recommend you put on your sluttiest clothes and head over there. Pedestal is a club for dominant women, or giggling girls who have always wanted to be waited on hand and foot. You turn up, go in, and find yourself surrounded by an eager crowd of (mostly shaven, always willing) almost-naked gentlemen. It's their job to make sure you're happy, and your job to make sure they're not. They'll fetch your drinks, rub your feet, even paint your nails if you bring some polish. We don't recommend the latter unless you pick one who is highly experienced - slaves don't tend to paint smoothly when they have an aching boner for you.

And our favourite bit is that, of course, you get to hit them with hurty things.

Don't worry if you don't own any pretty boy toys of your own - the club has a fully-trained gang of house slaves (they wear red collars so you can identify them) who are on hand to provide service to ladies who would be otherwise neglected. The dress is, of course, fetish. But over the last few months we have come to realise that 'fetish dress' in London simply means 'no jeans, and get your baps out if possible', so even the most vanilla of wardrobes should be adaptable.

If you find that persuasive, but you're not yet ready to brave the scene, then we have a couple of well-written erotic blogs to get you into the mood. Our favourite Bitchy Jones post is always a good place to start before you plunge yourself into the world of beating men up for fun (or indeed being pounded by women for kicks), and ThedaVamp is no more or less than a heartless, evil bitch. We are a little bit in love with both of them.

Filthy pic by theof2008 on Flickr.

Written by Nikki on 29 May 2008 4:21 PM. Permalink