We hope he shares a cell with Blake

Charged with violating the terms of his probation, Mr. Doherty is getting chucked in the slammer for 14 weeks.

Is this sad? Or is this actually going to be quite great for his rather flagging career? Frankly, he's not been getting very much media coverage since disconnecting from the delectable Kate Moss, and until her pulls another famous lady (Agyness? You single?) this seems like a prime opportunity for some tabloid covers. And the publishing deals! Ace prison diaries - written in verse, of course - will be a must, not to mention some kind of collaborative misery memoir with Mr. Amy Winehouse, if only the wardens have sufficient sense of humour to bung them in a small cell together...