Surveillance Society Club

Now, Glitterditch likes attention as much as anyone else. We have our superstar poses down. In fact, we might well have won a pretty paparazzi competition: Glitter works with flash. But secret surveillance? Can we be convinced? With the greatest density of CCTV surveillance in Western Europe, the UK is what's known as an endemic surveillance society. That's a very large number of scary unblinking 'tronic eyes. And that's without counting your personal stalker (doesn't everyone have one?)

But around the clock surveillance isn't all sinister: we've spotted a theatre production on our super zoom night vision lenses that looks tremendous fun. Hitchcock spookiness: check. Mandatory suspicion of fellow audience members: check. Mystery thriller peepshow craziness: you bet. Get out your binoculors, folks. It's time to take out your mac and don that shady detective hat, cause Contains Violence is opening tonight at the Lyric Hammersmith. Experimental theatre type David Rosenburg's latest off West End offering looks really too good to miss.

Plus we'll know if you don't go. We've been watching you.