Slow the Plow

To Glitterditch, Jeff Goldblum's been an honorary Londoner ever since Emma Thompson gave him his first jab in Mel Smith's comedy "The Tall Guy". Goldblum, whose special talent is appearing both manic and depressive at the same time, is currently starring with Kevin Spacey in the Old Vic's production of David Mamet's "Speed the Plow". But for those of you who've not had the pleasure to catch "Plow," Glitterditch brings you the following example of what Goldblum might sound like after a couple of whiskeys and a quaalude.