No more free sex for teenagers

In case there was anyone thinking of spending the weekend wandering the streets of London looking for a hooker, we're here to let you know that Camden probably isn't the place to do it. According to the journalistically stunning 'Camden Gazette', a brothel in the posh area of Eton College Road (you can just hear the trust funds, can't you?) has been shut down amid the revelation that many of its patrons were underage. This is a tragedy of the worst kind, and we're expecting to see more mournful adolescents joining emo gangs now that their regular joy fix has disappeared.

What raises the feline hackles of our curiosity even more is the suggestion from a resident, Yasmin Allen, that she "heard some stories that the woman was not charging them and she was giving sessions for free." Allen, who is clearly burdened with an IQ so high it's in danger of toppling her over, went on to muse that "you wouldn't really expect a prostitute to be doing that would you?" No, Yasmin, you wouldn't. In fact, were a lady to be doing that for free, one may well have grounds to suppose that she wasn't even a prostitute!

So what we have here, rather than a sordid brothel expose, is a woman who gets to have hot sex with a lot of enthusiastic teenaged boys. Our sympathy turns into jealousy, and we're off to Camden to do some 'maternal comforting.' Wish us luck.

Written by Nikki on 19 Apr 2008 3:01 PM. Permalink