Glitterbitch gives advice.
Men leap onto the expensive disfigurement bandwagon
According to the latest figures, it's no longer just women who feel the pressure to go under the surgeon's knife as more and more men are shelling out to buy oozy sex appeal. Harley Medical Group reports that chin lifts are up, botox injections are in, and breast reductions mean that there are definitely less wobbly moobs jiggling around the streets of London.
We at Glitterditch are fairly liberal minded, and are generally quite happy for people to pierce or tattoo their way to The Pretty. So why does this disgust us? Well, firstly because it's elitist – only those with cash can afford the procedures necessary to bulldoze the ugly tree. Secondly because it encourages people to live up to impossible standards. Worrying numbers of women are now going in for operations to make their cunts look pretty, and despite the fact that lady parts can be both hot, sticky, and worth a good google search of a lonely evening, it's stretching the boundaries of vocabulary to describe them as pretty.
And last but not least, with grotesquely cutesy disturbing books like this, and horror stories like this, the whole thing just makes us shudder. So, an inspirational note to all men considering this pact with the silicone-sculpting devil; we urge you to reconsider. Removing your pants makes you pretty enough – put your money down and step away from the scalpel.
Photo courtesy of poxypixels on Flickr.
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2 Comments
What if girls just wanna make it symmetrical? Makes for more balanced walking.
Aaah, but surely there are quicker and cheaper ways of solving that problem. Like... hmmm... weighted knickers? Or helium tampons. Come on, science boffins - women with lopsided vaginas need you!