Is there crazy juice in the water?

Every place has its share of oddballs and eccentrics. Those that invite 'witticisms' such as one sandwich short of a picnic, etc. But whenever reading or watching news updates about our city these days, we seem to be bombarded with famous faces displaying worrying signs of utter craziness. They seem lost, their minds let loose to feed on dangerous delusions. They rant and rave uncontrollably, almost moments away from foaming at the mouth and barking at the moon.

Who are London's most oddly behaved residents and what marks their behaviour as so bizarre? Read on as GD names and shames.

Mohammed al Fayed - For years the Harrods owner has bleated on about the 'murder' of his son Dodi and Princess Diana to anyone that would listen, but with the ongoing inquest (which began back in October last year!) his crazy pills have really kicked in. Not content with blaming Prince Philip and the Queen for apparently offing the pair, he accused a journalist covering the case of being an MI6 spy. Maybe he thought he was in an episode of 'Spooks'. Just beat ~~liar~~ butler extraordinaire Paul Burrell off the list. See Mohammed - you won something!

Blake Fielder-Civil - The incarcerated husband of popwreck Amy Winehouse is said to be threatening the star with divorce as she repeatedly misses their appointments reports The Sun. Always nice to see marriage taken so seriously. Blake clearly hasn't thought this through, who else would fund his heroin addiction and would late prison visits come under 'irreconciliable differences'?

Heather Mills - £24.3 million. Its loose change really, isn't it? Hell, GD found £30 million down the back of the sofa. The ex-wife of the beloved Sir Paul McCartney, who was awarded said amount during the pair's high-profile divorce proceedings, is contemplating a fresh legal appeal as she wants to improve her public image according to the Daily Telegraph. Maybe she should pair up with Mohammed al Fayed - they are so canny at this legal thing.

Can you think of a nuttier London face? Drop us a line below.

Written by Katie on 1 Apr 2008 4:15 PM. Permalink