Hair raiser

And what might happen if our Ken took a leaf out of the Berlusconi book? Apart from eating more at Carluccio's. And maybe becoming more flamboyant in his gesturing. Might he get a facelift and sell it to us as London's?

Might he grow a surprise media empire to match a new set of hair bits? Would more hair guarantee him the seat back, though. See we're not sure he could compete on the hair front even with the help of gels, extensions and implants.

The competition is, as Tyra Banks would say, FIERCE. Looking through the candidates, the hairiest has got to be Green candidate Sian Berry, so ...

Haha only joking Boris, your crown is safe. But that didn't help Walter Veltroni muchly. And Prodi's looking pretty sorry even with a full head of richly sprouting hirsute-ness. Perhaps it's different if you're blond.

Our hair's on end with anticipation. Only two weeks to go, folks.

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