Girls get things for free

What better time for a spring clean than… well… spring?

We’re looking for home help at the moment, because cleaning is so much more fun when someone else does it for you. Turns out that in London you can get cleaners pretty cheaply - around £6.80 an hour. That sounds like a good deal to us. But you know what sounds better? Having someone who’ll do it naked. For free.

If this is something that excites your lusts as well as your lazy arse, check out this page for handy hints, tips, and sexy-sounding descriptions of ‘tasks’. Or, if you fancy going a bit more upmarket, you could ask for your own butler. In fact, now that we’ve started looking, there seem to be any number of people online requesting extraordinarily demanding things from people.

Although it offends our feminist sensibilities, we can’t help but be pleased that girls can get this kind of stuff for free. After all, men have to actually pay for their topless cleaners. Shudder.

Written by Nikki on 10 Apr 2008 11:13 AM. Permalink