Famous people do sex too

Ever since the Nick Clegg revelation, we’ve been thinking about celebrity sex. OK, so that was politician sex, but in the days where Arnie gets to be governor, slebrity and politics are basically interchangeable.

What is it about certain people that means we slaver after knowledge of their bedroom habits? For some celebrities this kind of attention is par for the course, and particularly desperate ones will be deeply upset when they hear no one’s cracking one off over their glossy pics. So why do we only do this to some? And, more importantly, how unappealing does a celebrity have to be before we turn disgustedly away from the telly with little bits of sick in our mouth?

Illustration: Any normal, decent human being would put down the crossword and unzip their jeans at the thought of Jenny Anny and Orlando Bloom making out in a sweaty, naked, charity-supporting way. However, when Jonathan Ross gives us a graphic lowdown of a bestial lovemaking accident, we are flaccidly overwhelmed with shock.

If anyone can get the image of Jonathan Ross's pendulous nuts out of their head, and would like to explain this phenomenon, please do let us know in the comments.

Written by Nikki on 9 Apr 2008 3:56 PM. Permalink