Don't spend it all on tits

It's sad that city executives aren't as pampered as they used to be. No more 3 a.m. parties on the company credit card, no more champagne or prostitutes. Glitterditch is pretty sure that back in the old days the only business strip clubs got was from bloated execs with a whisky-sodden hardon and a fat expense account. Unfortunately for the city types, they've been called out on this behaviour, as Deutsche Bank slaps their grasping hands. A sorry blow for all those whose working life prevents them from wanking as frequently as those of us who work from home.

It would seem that people are searching through the pic 'n' mix bin of their personal ethics, and finding something untoward about this traditional form of entertainment. At the end of March, the idea was mooted that local councils should be in charge of handing out and cancelling strip club licenses - a dangerous move, in our opinion. The word 'local council' evokes images of robust women who go to church and read the Daily Mail - not the kind of people we want in charge of our leching.

Other people who we don't want in charge of our leching include Feminists. Although we agree with their ideas in principle, in practise it makes the whole stripping thing less seedy and fun. We suggest that in the name of genuine equality, someone gets on the ball and sets up their own bisexual strip night. Men and women both dancing together naked - equal rights, equal humiliation, and hopefully a 100% discount for the originator of this fantastic idea.

Written by Nikki on 23 Apr 2008 11:01 AM. Permalink