You make me feel like dancin'
Dance like no one's watching your arse wobble
Sometimes the number of club nights in London can be overwhelming, particularly for those, like us, who would rather stay indoors in our knickers drinking Red Bull until our eyes go funny than do anything which involves dressing up. If you share in the phenomenal laziness that leads you to turning down invitations simply because they necessitate you *putting on clothes,* then we may have just the event for you.
Starkers is a naked disco. This means (in case the beauty of the phrase 'naked disco' is too awe-inspiring for you to comprehend) that all the people dancing there are naked. The downside of this, of course, is that you do have to be naked too. Although Glitterditch is on the case and trying to persuade the venue to offer a 'spectator ticket', for the moment you have to fling your unwashed scuds to one side and let it all hang out with the rest of them.
We think this is a pretty good idea, particularly for those of us who, no matter how hard we try with fashion, always end up looking like we've been attacked by Oxfam. And not in a cool Shoreditch-y way.
Starkers disco is on tomorrow night, at this club in Vauxhall. They have changing rooms on site for you to get naked in, because they don't want to foot the bill for traumatised and litigious taxi drivers.
Photo courtesy of bexchin on Flickr.
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