Boobs: the good and the ugly

Get ready to go wild, you stridently heterosexual, barely-literate builder-types. For Nuts magazine has just released an all nude issue. And for those of you still scratching your heads and wondering what all the other issues were about, just shut up and look at the nipples. The difference, we are reliably informed, is that this time the girls are using only their bare hands to cover up the rude parts, as opposed to some poorly-designed lingerie.

We anticipate that the nude issue will be a roaring success, if only because there are still some people who don't yet own the internet, and hence are not fully aware of the herculean bank of porn that can be found there. But while you're perusing the pictures we ask you to spare a thought, and a sympathetic chuckle, for this bevy of Spanish beasts. Having stripped off their clothes and posed with some quite alarming props (dead weasel and a shotgun for your evening wank, sir?) to try and raise money for charity, they end up being left in debt because the calendar hasn't sold.

Written by Nikki on 17 Apr 2008 8:52 PM. Permalink