Milk & Honey

1. No name-dropping, no star fucking. (Who came up with that classy phrase? Ed.)
2. No hooting, hollering, shouting or other loud behaviour.



3. No fighting, play fighting, no talking about fighting.



4. Gentlemen will not introduce themselves to ladies. Ladies, feel free to start a conversation or ask the bartender to introduce you. If a man you don't know speaks to you, please lift your chin slightly and ignore him.
5. Exit the bar briskly and silently. People are trying to sleep across the street. Please make all your travel plans and say all farewells before leaving the bar.

Clearly, they are just trying to ruin our fun.

Men are not allowed to talk to women? Not at all? So if Johnny Depp felt like coming over and having a bit of a chat with Glitterbitch, we'd have to have a barman to chaperone? Well that just ruins the romantic moment. Still, it might stop all those professional seduction types from interrupting our chit-chat.

Leave silently? Quietly, we can understand. We don't want to wake people up. But it's not very realistic is it? What we think they mean is 'we're in danger of losing our licence so please don't make things worse for us.'

And no hootering or hollering or loud behaviour. It's safe to say Glitterbitch will be drinking elsewhere where she at least has the option to do all those things. Well be in bars where we have to option to flirt and play fight with Johnny Depp if we feel like it.

Flickr image from Bothered By Bees' photostream.