Dirty love conquers all

First in the freak parade is a young girl with chewing gum in her vagina. A little urban legend-y, perhaps, but worth a brief chuckle at. Meanwhile, in The Land of Misplaced Optimism, a generous domly gentleman is looking for a pair of submissive lesbians to cater to his every whim. We at Glitterditch wish him luck in his search, and hope that he enjoys the snow-frosted views and unseasonably chilly weather in hell.

With comedy gold such as this on offer, it's no wonder we almost missed the spectacular hissy-fit being thrown in the creative writing forum. Incidentally, we're always on the lookout for good creative writing, and one young man more than caught our eye with a heartwarming soft-porn story about the forbidden love that exists between a sensitive, caring guy and a particularly slutty pile of laundry.