We're very Upsetta.

We're feeling very musical today. But we feel it only right that we tell you of bands to avoid, as well as the good stuff. And we can not stress enough that you should avoid, nay, boycott, the band that are Upsetta.

They're hideous. Arragont, and not fun to watch at all. Friends who didn't even smoke were hiding outside they were that bad. At one point there was more people outside than there was in front of the stage. People just edged further and further away from them.

The front man clearly cared more about his hair than he did about singing (how original and different to have a mohican) and he was on stage for himself. To soak up all of the attention that er, no one was lavishing on him. But listening to him (loudly) ask for hot water and honey at the bar was worth the entry fee alone.

When discussing the band today, Glitterditch remembered a friend literally biting down on his pint glass and cringing. This is clearly not good music. When asked about them, he had this to say:

"I erased the slightest chance of remembering them by the use of a psychological technique of smashing my face with a brick everytime I thought of that stupid idiot with silly hair."

So there you go. You can't buy publicity like that.

Just so you know, they've got a gig tonight at the Grey Horse in Kingston. Then they're playing at Tommy Flynn's on 16th February. We suggest you avoid both of these places on those days. Hopefully they'll go away and stop making noise.

Do you know of any other bands we should avoid? Let us know in the comments.

Written by Sian on 31 Jan 2008 2:05 PM. There are 1 comments so far. Permalink