The Brook Mystery

Everyone has been going Kelly Brook crazy this year. We love Kelly Brook. Yes we do. We like her hair and wish we looked like that in a bikini. And we bet she's jolly nice. But what does she do?

She does... nothing. Sure she was on that dancing thing on the BBC, but this is it. We've thought she was fantastic for a very long time. Despite her doing nothing. Not a scrap.

She's like the anti Paris Hilton. And we like her even more for that.