We read it so you don't have to.
Take some Time Out
Call us London addicts, but we couldn't help picking up Time Out to read on the train. Which is depressing, but it was this or a very tattered copy of the Daily Mail. Now, aside from the badly written listings that are all wrong, here's what you can learn from this weeks 'new and refreshed' copy:
- Cover story: Apparently we don't need Banksy anymore. We love the part where they compare him to Spartacus. Then there's lots of nice pictures of graffiti artists they've discovered who we obviously do need.
- They get all political in an interview with Michael Foot.
- You can read all about erm 'Listening in colour' and being 'inspired by birds' on page 24 if you like. You think we're making this up now, don't you?
- They go all Gordon Ramsay and tell you how to cook a cow tongue. What do they think we do with our spare time?
- Haha, the food and drink top 50 is apparently updated every week. We know this to be regurgitated in many forms every year. Do they actually think we're all stupid?
See, aren't you glad you didn't pick up a copy now?
Flickr image from Toots Fontaine's photostream.
