More Stupid Hobbit Films

It's not the weekend anymore. Which we're very sad about. But here's all the stuff that happened while we were out and about getting hangovers:

• Lord of the Rings wasn't enough. They're making 'The Hobbit'. But pointy ears and that Frodo guy is not entertainment.
• The new 3am girls have started (what kind of a name is Clemmie?). We'll keep you posted about them. But surely you'll all be reading Glitterditch instead?
• They're already introducing the rest of the 3am team. They need help already?
• The Spice Girls are put in their rightful place. Finally.