Lost in... Boredom

We don't want to call the Guardian's Lost in Showbiz shallow. But we aren't really left with much choice. We've just read 'The upside to being George Clooney's girlfriend.' Really, does the Guardian have to resort to this?

Apparently the biggest upside is... being George Clooney's girlfriend.

Do we need to go into how pathetic this is?

No. Didn't think so.

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