It's oh so quiet...

Really. It is. Celeb-land is being far to squeaky clean for our liking. There's nothing going on. Which leads us to believe that there's lots of secret happenings.

Here's some snippets:

• Uma Thurman might have to go to stalker trial.
• Peaches hates Kelly. Ooooh. Cat fight. Yawn.
• Life imitates The OC...

See. We told you. There's no news. We're suspicious here at Glitterditch HQ. Very suspicious.

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