Is Glitterditch killing Britney?

It takes a lot to shock Glitterbitch. Truly. But we've seen a couple of things today that have made our eyebrows raise just slightly.

First, Loaded Magazine thought it was appropriate to add Kate McCann to a list of 'unlikely sex symbols'. Nice. Still, maybe she can get a photoshoot with them to help fund the Find Maddie campaign.

We've also just spotted a poll on bitchy but fabulous website Pop Justice asking 'If Britney commits suicide, how much are the media to blame?' Most people seem to think that it's 100% the fault of all those mindless hacks who spend all day writing about her.

We apologise in advance for anything else we might say this week that damages her health.

And with that, we're off to get another glass of vino. Have a great evening.