The Queen has been about a bit...

• The band Queen. Who doesn't like Freddie rocking out and dancing around in a feather boa? We'd put money on the Queen having done this at least once. But we reckon she prefers 'Don't stop me now'.
• Drag Queens are pretty fab too. Jodie Harsh has made them cool again. We're not sure if we prefer them to the real Queen herself, but they'd make for some excellent Andy Warhol style stamps. That might even entice us to write a letter or three.
• Helen Mirren. Very handy this one. If we ever lose the real Queen, look! We've got a replacement! And most of the country have seen her naked at some point which adds a certain novelty to the Monarchy, doesn't it?
• Queens of the Stone Age. Actually, Glitterditch isn't a fan of them, but they'd really jazz up our National Anthem wouldn't they? Ooh, they could get a little bit of help from the Sex Pistols too.

See, when you look at it like this, the Queen is fab. If we could put them all together, we'd have the best imaginary Royal Variety Performance ever.

Does the Queen hang people for being silly? It's not like we've eaten a swan...

Flickr image from Mai Le's photostream.