Spice Girls still won't shut up. Our Christmas wish hasn't come true.

• Amy blacks out after police quiz her.
• Digital radio channel TheJazz launch new talent show. Why does that sound so much classier than X-Factor?
• Apparently Lily is laying off the fags. We reckon she'll be snapped puffing away within two months. Cynical? Us?
• Spice Girls force their kids to listen to them. Child cruelty surely?

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