Do they know it's Christmas?
Five (fake) famous Christmas Holidays
This Christmas, Glitterbitch is in a tiny cottage in Wales. Hopefully with a warm fire, kittens and mulled wine. Not walking up hills and getting cold toes. This article apparently tells us what the famous and fabulous are up to this Christmas. But here's what we really think is happening.
- Lily Allen is spending Christmas with nicotine withdrawal and is angry that everyone has bought her nicotine patches and Alan Carr books.
- Amy Winehouse is cheering herself up by singing songs. Like 'Jailhouse Rock' and 'White Christmas'. Hmmm... festive.
- Kate Moss is being comatosed under the Christmas tree while her daughter opens her presents.
- Pete Doherty will sleep through the whole festive experience. But will be out on New Year and not get home for a week.
- Mrs Spears is hiding. And no one is getting any presents this year.
Ah, merry Christmas everyone.
Flickr image from Eggybird's phtostream.
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Oooops, it appears that Glitterbitch threw away all her quit smoking books/taps/patches. Thus she gets mixed up between Allen Carr and that annoying little man on the telly.
Thanks vvvv for correcting! Maybe she'll give up smoking in the New Year...but it isn't very likely...