How to break up over Christmas.

We suggest you...

• Do it before the present giving. You don't want to waste all that money, do you? But try and keep the present they give you. It could be really really cool.
• Do it near their tube stop so they don't have miles to get home with potential crying. Make sure you're not so close that you go back to their place and have break-up sex.
• Do make sure you have somewhere else to go for Christmas. Asda turkey dinners for one are not yummy. Nor is sitting in Weatherspoons alone.

But don't do any of these:

• Don't do it on Christmas eve. Or day. That's just plain evil.
• Don't write it in the Christmas card.
• Don't cop off with theIr best mate in the same evening. Wait until.... Boxing day.

There, isn't it all clear now?

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